Why hasn't there been a porn parody made based on Whitney Houston starring Misty Stone?

Considering that the majority of porn directors couldn't come up with an original idea for a movie to save their life (which is why porn parodies are so popular), you would think that someone by now would have made a porn parody based on Whitney Houston being that Misty Stone is climbing the ladder of porn stardom and shares quite a few similarities that go beyond the surface with Miss Houston.

Misty Stone	Whitney Houston

I think now would be the perfect time to get cracking on the "This Ain't Whitney Houston XXX" script considering the following article (courtesy of TheSuperficial.com)

Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherfuckers are everywhere… TMZ reports:

We’re told Whitney refused and “got diva” on the crew member … until another crew member came over and warned Houston that if she didn’t buckle up, she would have to get off the plane.
Whitney eventually allowed one of the crew members to grab the buckle and fasten it for the singer — and the plane was then cleared for takeoff.

Whitney’s people were quick to make sure everyone knew she’s still completely sober but just had a “moment” that in no way suggests the use of crack. Haha! Crack. Who thinks like that?

Sources close to the singer tell us … Whitney “overreacted a little bit after missing an earlier flight but she’s still 100% sober and was on the way to Detroit for her first day of shooting a new movie.”

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